Only in England...
The Verdict
Very bad. These 16 year old girls look like they are seriously up to no good, and this was taken at 6pm on a Monday. I dread to think what they look like at 11pm on a Saturday. Too short, too skimpy, too high, too ratty... too much of all the wrong things, and not enough of the right ones.
Redemption?
Girls, have a little sense of self worth. You don't need to dress like this to get attention. Brush your hair, put on some flats, you've got your whole life to wear high heels... save 'em for a time more appropriate than a monday evening at burger king - after all, I can't imagine any other place that will be letting you through their front door. Oh, and if its warm enough to wear a strappy top than don't wear tights (especially not 'nude' coloured ones that don't match your skin tone - but that's a no-no at any age).
Parents, get a clue about what your kids are wearing out. This is not okay.
Big girls, you are beautiful...
The Verdict
Dressing to suit your shape - it's not always an easy task. However, a couple simple things to remember: wearing white on your largest part will only draw attention to that area, and having a sharp line cut across right above your largest part will also only draw further attention.
The combination of a dark waistcoat and leggings is leaving her with what appears to be a larger than life white tube around her hips.
Redemption?
This girl has got some style. I like the look she is going for (in fact, I am also after a waistcoat, and would probably wear it in a similar way).
She's not a lost cause... she's just not aware, or doesn't care, about what suits her shape. If she does, I'd advise she get a longer waistcoat that sits to her hip. If she doesn't, that's cool too. Not everyone is bothered about wearing things that compliment their shape. And, in the words of Mika...
Bag lady?
The Verdict
There is just too much going on here: massive scrunchie, scarf, polka dots, block neon colours, harem pants, gladiator sandals.
Redemption?
Lower the amount of trends you are trying to cover. Pick one, maybe two, to try to incorporate into your look. Otherwise you run the risk of looking like a hot mess.
Oh Alexa... Why must you torment me so?
I am after a Mulberry Shimmy bag.
I just came across this photo of a certain someone with one... when I get mine I am going to recreate this little magical black cab moment.
Her boyfriend's shirt?
The Verdict
I get it. She's trying to do the whole 'I just fell out of bed and borrowed my boyfriend's shirt look'. Okay, fine. But basically it just looks like she's got on a massive shirt, some tiny shorts and some high heels - on Sunday afternoon. So really, it turns out looking more like a very late version of the walk of shame.
Redemption?
A. Take off those heels. Heels with shorts rarely work, especially during the day. Where is she going anyway, it's Sunday afternoon for goodness sake. Put on some flats.
B. Put your own clothes on. It's acceptable while at home, but if your going to leave the house take off his shirt and put your own on.
C. Keep the shirt but put on some skinny jeans. That might look cute, and a little less faux-street walker crossed with a lecturer.
Who wears short shorts?
The Verdict
These shorts are seriously too short.
And, that colour combination is not working either.
Redemption?
At least she isn't wearing heels - she got that much right at least. She's not 14 and she's not a model therefore the very bare minimum 3 inch rule must dictate her relationship with shorts - If the inseam is less than 3 inches: avoid.
Sock head?
The Verdict
I'm not really sure what this sock-like device is doing on this man's head. It's not for warmth, because it was a very hot day. Does it have a purpose, or is it a 'fashion' statement?
Redemption?
None. Take that sock off your head.
Sweet or Skanky?
The Verdict
When I first saw this girl I thought she looked really great. Sweet little summer dress, cool clutch, funky hair. However, it's essential to mention that when I first saw this girl someone was blocking my view of her from the waist down. Metallic leggings tucked into chunky faux-suede platforms with an oversized white summer dress: not good.
Redemption?
A. The dress needs to be shorter. If she was going for a rocker chic 'inspired by Balmain' sort of look she needs to be a little edgier. I am all for playing with proportions, but as is - it's too sloppy.
B. Black opaque leggings would look a little less try hard - but still not tucked into those shoes.
C. Get rid of those leggings all together and put on some flat shoes. I think that is the best option by far. The dress is long enough, and she is young enough. Some gladiator sandals would work, some menswear inspired brogues, or even some loafers (a bright colour would be best).
A, B, C or other suggestions?
Contents
Bag: Taylors of Oxford Deli
Contents: Life in the UK: A Journey to Citizenship
Elle Collections: Ultimate Catwalk Mag.
Mulberry Silver Agenda
Nokia cellphone
Muji highlighter
2 Love-Film DVDs (been carrying around for the last 2 days and keep forgetting to post)
Rosa Verde Salad
Salmon
Ciabatta bread
Frozen raspberries
Half Cucumber
Mission Statement
Dear World,
We all have our 'things'. You know, the slightly annoying attributes that we all try to convince our selves are actually cute and quirky faults that make us unique and all the more lovable. Well, I have concluded that one of my such things is that I can not help but scrutinize the world around me. I wouldn't call it judging, because it's not meant to be negative or hurtful, but constructive.
For example:
'Look at that woman with the horrible looking bum... doesn't she realize a bigger size pair of jeans would have helped her avoid that nasty wedgie?'
See, it may be slightly critical but the overall goal is altruistic. The realization of my such aformentioned 'thing' has led me to start this blog. It's not all about critiquing the world around me. It will also contain lots of tidbits about my life. I hope you all enjoy it.