oh lordy, so unnecessary...

For a mere 9.95 you too can have the lust-worthy asset that made Jennifer Aniston so famous in Friends. Yes girls, that's right... nipples. And no, they aren't natural. Nor are they being sold from a sleazetastic shop. But, your very own upmarket Selfridges is selling 'Nipple Enhancers' that you simply stick under your bra for that constant perky look. This is one trend I can adamantly say I will not be buying into. Surely some poor soul will have them go slightly askew under their top and wind up looking nastily lopsided. That's one fashion-don't I really really cannot wait to spot.

So the question is girls, will you have this secret little black bag stored in your handbag this summer?