'Are we allowed to carry these in public?'

Not a knife fiend or an avid explorer, I found myself being slightly surprised by the invite to saunter down to Victorinox to gander at sharp edged objects. Do they think I'm on an actual crusade and need weaponry?! I jest, I knew the brand did more than just knives but I wasn't aware of just how much more. Their versatility was showcased by the 63,000 pound diamond encrusted swiss army knife (yes you heard me right, sixty three thousand pounds) sitting soundly in the entry way to their store. Not only that, they had crazy covetable gear that was multi-functional to the nth degree - read attached flashlights and convertible duffle bag/suit carrying contraptions that I swear could have doubled as a tent. It was enough to bring any adventure loving boy to his knees and possibly would have even made mine a bit shaky had we seen any womenswear. Nevermind that, my new swiss army knife emblazoned with my blog's name will be more than enough to make all the men in my life jealous for a good while...